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Question by snow kid: Wouldnt you rate this joke extremely funny??
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello.”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, …go ahead if you like it.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$ 60,000″
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $ 950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $ 900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
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Best answer:
Answer by worldsbestauntie04
LOL REAL CUTE:)STAR FOR YOU:)
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that is great great great lol lol
have heard it before.. But its good..
I liked it, lol.
hahaha!!!! thats so cruel but so funny.
maybe not extremely funny, but pretty funny wish i got the chance to do that
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..hilarious mate…loved it
Not bad!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I bet that has happened to someone.
LOL
I love that!
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great
ROFL! pwnd.
nice joke
Very good
That is right on the money. Absolutely hilarious. Cannot stop laughing. A well deserved star heading your way.
hahaha,nice one!!!
good one! have a star:)
what the f**k??? bwahahahahaha…
hahaha, funny! you get a star!
lol funny as