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Question by stone: will u laugh?
A
married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
“Where have you been?” his wife demanded.
“I can’t lie to you,” he replied, “I’m having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.”
“You lying bastard!
You’ve been playing golf!”
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Answer by mighty_power7
lol!
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omg i love it
That’s pretty good!!
yes I will. and I did. good joke.
lol yeah it is funny even tho i heard it before.
I didn’t laugh but it was clever
HAHA. That’s wonderful. :]
not bad, yes i will laugh.
haha..thats too funny
LMFAO!!!! that’s a good one!!!
that is halarious!!!
That’s so f***in funny i am still laughing.
good one!!!!
LOL – a classic one man
good enough for a giggle!
cute
LOL Good one
omg lmfao dude where did you come up with that joke
haha! I’ve heard something similar to it, only the guy was “bowling” haha still funny though!!
lol nice one
Reverse physiology works every time. lol good one.