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Question by tasty: whose phone is this….?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?” MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.” WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.” MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: “$ 65,000.” MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $ 950,000.” MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $ 900,000.” WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!” MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”
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Answer by shri
Heard it b4…..
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haha omgosh wow =] thats a good one
Is this yahoo jokes?
Yes, it WAS funny about 10 years ago.
lol, but that was me on the other end……lol
that’s old….and corny. but good try though.
That is absolutely with out question HILARIOUS.
im giving you a star for that. that was awesome. good for you
corny
really funny!!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.” The player agreed.
The coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, “Okay, now concentrate … What is two plus two?”
The player thought for a moment and then he answered, “4?”
“Did you say 4?!?”, the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on, coach, give him another chance!”
Oldie but goodie