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Question by Yoro: Tell me if this is funny or not?
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make love, I’m not a virgin.”
The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”
The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”
“Oh yeah? Who was the guy?”
“Tiger Woods.”
“Tiger Woods, the golfer?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
“What are you doing?” asks the wife.
The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you doing?” she asks.
The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it again.”
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?”
“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole.”
Best answer:
Answer by kitty kat
HILARIOUS
SO FUNNY
OOMMMGGG
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
toooooooo goooooooood………ha ha ha
HAHAHAHAHHA LMAO!!! that is sooooo funny!!!
thats actually really defanently kinda funny
Kudos to you!
That was a great joke!
I didn’t even come close
to guessing the punch line!
Do you have any more like
this one?
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(*Laughing too hard to come up with a good answer!*)
Absolutly GREAT! Thanks!
Wish I’d heard this last week, would have told it at the Colonial.
Very Funny!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! 2 FUNNY MATE!!!:-J
dude, that was totally hilarious, on a scale of one to ten id give it a twenty! very funny
that’s fu**ing hilarious.
HAHAHA HEHEHEHE HOHOHO Yeah! totally LOL.
excellent.1 of the best jokes ive heard on here.have u considered being a comedian?
20 out of 10
It very good, keep them coming. No kidding.
LMAO! LOL! hahahahahahahaah!
that was a really good one! you had me at the end of my chair until the hilarious punchline! this was something else! this was really great! hahahahaah….
LOL classic..never heard that before….ROCK ON
so thats why he called me the other week…now i know.
OMG OMG OMG
Very Funny
Hilarious
That’s one that will make you laugh till you cry