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Question by DJ H: SO FUNNY!!!!!!! please star this!?
Moses and Jesus are playing golf. Moses selects a five iron and tees off. His ball lands in the lake.
It’s Jesus’ turn. “Tiger Woods would use this”, he says, grabbing a five iron.”But my shot just ended up in the lake!” Moses protests. “You should use a four iron.”
“Nope. Tiger would use a five.” replies Jesus.
So Jesus swings hard – and hits the ball into the lake. He’s walking on the water looking for his golf-ball when another golfer comes along and sees him.
“Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?!” The man asks.
“No, Moses explains.
“He is Jesus. He THINKS he’s Tiger Woods.”
If you’re going to say something mean, then please don’t even answer. today is my birthday so make me happy!
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Answer by Billy Bong
Not funny
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Ha. Ha. Ha. If I want jokes I’ll go to a jokes site sorry.
Have a nice day.
lol. That was good.
And….where is your question?
No star for you!
Not to shabby!
That was very Funny , I am going to tell that to my buddies on my next round of Golf .
Thank You.
Very funny!!!
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Girl.
I liked the joke and will be sure to share with my hubby. We golf together…
it was kinda funny. i think its the kind of joke you have to say to someone.
Happy B-Day.
Please work on those jokes.
I like your joke. Happy Birthday.
Have a star and happy birthday!
haha!! thats great!!! I hope you have an awesome birthday!!!!!!
hahahahaha! i like it. dont listen to those people that say its not funny. they obviously just dont have a sense of humor. =] && happy birthday! i loveeeeeeeeeee nicholas jonas <3