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Question by Gringo: Miss You…Ask and you shall receive joke…?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Man: “Hello”

Woman: “Honey, it’s me. are you at the club?”

Man: “Yes.”

Woman: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it ok if I buy it?”

Man: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

Woman: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 models. I saw one I really liked.”

Man: “How much?”

Woman: “$ 65,000.”

Man: “Ok, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

Woman: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $ 950,000.”

Man: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $ 900,000.”

Woman: “Ok. I’ll see you later! I love you!”

Man: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

Best answer:

Answer by ~”♥ @ngel♥”~
Hilarious…

What do you think? Answer below!

 

10 Responses to Miss You…Ask and you shall receive joke…?

  1. ZEBUCORE says:

    Good One!(Hahahahahaha)

  2. ~*Shae♥Shay*~ says:

    Loved it!

  3. livn4themin says:

    bye, love you.. boy, that brings out the love in me too.

  4. Mike H Music Man in New Orleans says:

    LOL – that guy is for some big time sticker shock.

  5. xClariiix894 says:

    aaahahahahahhahah

  6. Wisu Se says:

    nice

  7. SAY HELLO TO MY LIDO FRIEND!™ ♥ says:

    ROFL! Good one. :D

  8. claymer says:

    funny

  9. Zinc Xin says:

    funny

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