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Question by space_cadet_101: is this a funny joke???
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?” MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.” WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.” MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: “$ 65,000.” MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $ 950,000.” MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $ 900,000.” WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!” MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.” The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

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Answer by Dumptrucker
Hilarious!!

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18 Responses to is this a funny joke???

  1. rranderson1968 says:

    That was cute, you made me laugh
    Thanks

  2. suziQ says:

    That was good! Thanks for the laugh!

  3. wmp55 says:

    Yes!

  4. BeAuTiFuL says:

    lol. thats hilarious!

  5. Bodom says:

    Ahahah, YES that’s a funny joke.
    A feally funny one.

  6. K.Spence says:

    hahaha i liked it :)

  7. psalm says:

    ha, this is quite funny. this spoiled woman dates too many men apparently, seems she forgot her actual husband’s voice.

  8. britatheart says:

    Haha very funny

  9. Qn'A Man says:

    lol

  10. kimmy says:

    darling

  11. Happily_Married says:

    HAHAHA!! That was funny! Good joke! Thanks, I needed the laugh! =)

  12. Georgie says:

    it’s funny! lol

  13. none says:

    not bad

  14. Jordan B says:

    Yeah, thats a funny joke. It got a laugh out of me.

  15. SUMMER says:

    i liked it thanks for a laugh

  16. dottley1 says:

    now that funny good joke

  17. ivescon says:

    funny

  18. fukymangomonky says:

    hay…i saw dat answer on a question….ha ha ha ha…

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