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Question by Manchester United = best: In your opinion, was this joke funny?
STAR if you think it was

Several men are in the locker room of a golf country club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello.”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes.”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked/”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$ 90,000/”MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing …. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re only asking $ 950,000.”

MAN: “Well, go ahead and make them an offer of $ 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…..He smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

Best answer:

Answer by Xyzd Dzyx
Holy s*** that was a f***** up joke. Funny as hell though.

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3 Responses to In your opinion, was this joke funny?

  1. Isis Rogue says:

    Bahahahahahaha!

  2. starwood says:

    Oh, yeah, that was funny. I actually almost didn’t click on it because I thought it was going to be retarded. But I’m glad I did.

  3. TOM SELLECK says:

    hahahahaha

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