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Question by Green Apples YO!: Here’s a good Tiger Woods joke!?
A teacher tells her class, “I’m going to ask a question, the 1st student to get it right gets to leave early.” One specific kid, Jack, wanted to leave REALLY bad so he was ready to answer any questions. The teacher asked “Who’s famous 1st lines were ‘I had a dream…?’ ” Before Jack got to raise his hand another kid raised his and said, “MLK”! He got to leave. After a few more questions, Jack, who still hadn’t gotten to answer a question, said in a whispering tone, “The bitches need to shut up.” The teacher said, “WHO SAID THAT?!?” And Jack said, “TIGER WOODS!” And ran out of class.

Best answer:

Answer by Sadf A
lol

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9 Responses to Here’s a good Tiger Woods joke!?

  1. Justin says:

    haha, I’m stealing this

  2. All the Best says:

    Top Quality!

  3. MASTUR_CH33F says:

    i dont get it

  4. Kayla says:

    Cheata cus hes a cheater not tiger lol i kno that was stupid XD thats mu jooke lol i like urs haha classic

  5. mo says:

    lol
    thanks

  6. oldtownfolk says:

    that’s funny (true) but funny.

  7. mt. acha says:

    i appreciate your effort

  8. Laredo says:

    Brilliant joke, very funny, thanks for that one.

  9. τhε øḋḋ øṉε øυτ. . . says:

    hahaha

    Q: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

    A: Santa Claus stops at 3 ho’s

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