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Question by Thank God I’m Atheist: Have you heard this one?
Jesus and Moses are playing golf. On a par 4 there’s a water hazard right before the green. Moses hit and approach shot and Jesus tries to hit the green in one shot. He hits the ball in the water. tries again and again in the water. He hits the third ball and again he’s wet. the foursome behind them get impatient and yell at him: “Hey, who do you think you are, Jesus Christ?!”, to which Moses responds; ” He is Jesus, he thinks he’s Tiger Woods”.
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Answer by gypsy belle
lol
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What do Obama and God have in common?
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You can’t thank God your atheist if you don’t believe in God. That means ……YOUR NOT SURE THERE ISN’T A GOD AND YOUR NOT A TRUE ATHEIST.
I’m not screaming..just wanted to make sure you saw it…..*G*
Sounds like something that belongs in Jokes and Riddles section. Did you hear about the devil worshipping dyslexic? He sold his soul to Santa.
Why do you Bloody atheists Make fun of Christianity!! Just f…. OFFFF!!