Golfers: Have you heard the one about the Pope and Arnold Palmer?

By golfnewsnet On August 26, 2011 · 5 Comments

Question by Me-as-a-Tree: Golfers: Have you heard the one about the Pope and Arnold Palmer?
Well, the Catholic, Muslim, and Jewish religions decide to have a golf tournament for bragging rights. They each send their best golfers as players. After the 1st round, the Catholics aren’t doing so well, so the Pope calls up Arnold Palmer from retirement to play. Arnie says he’s not really a practicing Catholic, but he’ll do it. The next day, he reports that things still aren’t going well. Why, the Pope asks? Arnie replies, “it’s that darn Rabbi Tiger Woods”!

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Answer by Cap’n Donna
hardee har har har

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5 Responses to Golfers: Have you heard the one about the Pope and Arnold Palmer?

Golden says:

August 26, 2011 at 5:34 pm

ok.
Sea Bass says:

August 26, 2011 at 6:08 pm

You forgot the Muslim golfer. Not like that would help the joke.

Terrible. Absolutely terrible.
brogdenuk says:

August 26, 2011 at 6:09 pm

Haha, plonk
johncondo2001 says:

August 26, 2011 at 6:56 pm

i like it,good way to start the day
The errant answerer says:

August 26, 2011 at 7:52 pm

I’m sorry, but what happened to the Muslim golfer, and the punchline was fairly incoherent as well….

Pretty lousy “joke” there.