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Question by odd_person: Funny……?
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
“WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.
“MAN: “How mu ch?
“WOMAN: “$ 65,000.
“MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
“WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last
year is back on the market. They’re asking $ 950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$ 900,000.
“WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!
“MAN: “Bye, I love you, t oo.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose
phone this is?”
Best answer:
Answer by Gwen H
oooohhh good one.
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thanks for the laugh
so thats why my wife bought that house
ha!!!! that was really funyy!!!! lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
Very funny!!!
10/10
lol. funny =) I feel bad for the woman …
Ha ha!!! Good stuff!!
Hahahaha!! I like this joke!! I give it a 9 out of 10.
It’s really funny!!
Did you make it up yourself?
If you did, great job!!
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I had a good guess!!! I knew that was gonna happen!!!
Haha…that was very good!
thank you good one
very funny