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Question by Joker: Do you know this joke?
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”

The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”

The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”

“Oh yeah? Who was the guy?”

“Tiger Woods.”

“Tiger Woods, the golfer?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

“What are you doing?” asks the wife.

The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.”

“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”

“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you doing?” she asks.

The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.”

“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”

“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it again.”

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?”

“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole.”
In golf, a par is a predetermined number of strokes that a golfer should require to complete a hole, a round

Best answer:

Answer by Ali S
No but it’s HILARIOUS!!!!

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12 Responses to Do you know this joke?

  1. Jewlee says:

    i never heard that one before

  2. red beret says:

    No i don’t.

  3. micki says:

    Ha ive heard it now! Thats really funny!

  4. Blue says:

    I tend to have a sense of humour…but that is NOT funny…

    && why Tiger Woods?

  5. babydoll says:

    Pretty good. no I haven’t heard it! entertaining!

  6. Girlzilla says:

    LOL OH MAN!!! That is too funny!

  7. schjollfam says:

    HA HA HA I know it now and will use it thanks

  8. zubairwaqas says:

    Yes! Heard it read it before, but thank for reminding it again.

  9. *sandylovesall* says:

    My Goodness…ha ha haha ha ha ha ha :)

    Love
    Sandy

  10. -_-'' says:

    LOL……

  11. C'sK!! says:

    LOL!!
    YOU’VE MADE IT AGAIN, Mr. Joker!!
    C’mon! Make another joke!!
    I’m waiting!! THE DAYS FEEL LIKE YEARS!!
    Make another!!
    You’re my favourite.
    and never heard of em’

  12. hedgeybear says:

    Mate, I not a golfer but thats a belter!!!

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