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Question by Rated ET: Do you have any Tiger Woods Jokes? Such as…?
“Cheetah Woods”
What is Tiger Woods favorite course?
Intercourse
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Answer by Jordan
yeh what is the difference between santa clause and tiger woods
santa clause stops at 3 ho’s
whats the difference between a car and a golf ball
tiger woods can actually drive a golfball over 300 yards
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Any one who is on Yahoo Answers asking for jokes about Tiger Woods is a complete loser.
Leave the man alone! How would you feel if millions of people acted like that towards you?
The waitress came over and asked me what would I like to drink. I said I’ll have a Tiger Woods. She said WHAT’S THAT??? I answered 1 pint of beer and your phone number?…….Why does Tiger prefer homeless girls,……because after,…you can drop them off anywhere?….Why doesn’t Tiger Woods ever get angry?………he’s too busy making love?
tiger woods is a joke
whats the difference between tiger woods and santa claus?
Santa claus stops after three ho’s
Why did Gatorade pull their sponsorship for Tiger? Because they were afraid their slogan “is it in you” would be taken the wrong way.
No, the joke for on all those stupid women that couldn’t keep their mouths or their legs closed!!!
Yes
There are children in a class room, the teacher says that she will say quotes and once a atudent answers who said it they get to leave. She said “I have a dream…. Who said that?” and a little girl answered Martin Luther King Jr. and the first five in a row girls answered.
This boy was getting fed up with the girls answering the questions and said “I wish these Bi+ch3s would keep their mouth shut!!!”
and the teacher said “WHO SAID THAT?”
And he answered “Tiger Woods, thank you I’m outta here.”
I’ll say it again, care about your own life as much as you care about tiger’s. Just stay out of it
What do you call 150 white guys chasing one black guy?
The PGA Tour.
I know it doesn’t involve the scandal but it’s still pretty funny.
What is tigers favorite christmas song? I’m Dreaming of a White Mistress.