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Question by Woody: Do You Have A Tiger In The Sack (kind of a long joke)?
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make: I’m not a virgin.”
The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”
The wife continues, “Well, I’ve only been with one guy, but it was very, very special.”
“Yeah? Who was the guy?”
“Tiger Woods.”
“Tiger Woods… the golfer?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
“What are you doing?” asks the wife.
The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
Now what are you doing?” she asks.
The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it a third time.”
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?”
“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods to find out what the par is for this hole.”
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Answer by starrmerlan
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This was funny about five years ago when it first made the rounds. That is what you need to do, go play a round of golf or two and then ask about par.
Remember the story about the young Australian who had never been with a woman and ventured into town to satisfy his lust?
His woman went into the loo to freshen up and when she came out the boy had moved all the furniture out of the room.
She wondered why this had happened and he replied that if she was anything like a kanga roo they were going to need plenty of room.
Or the one about the New Zealander who was touring Australia and encountered a duffer having his way with a ewe.
He hollered over the the poking man and said, “Hey mate, in Zealand we shear them sheeps”
The Aussie hollered back, “Go get you own, I ain’t sharring this one with anybody”
good one pal
ohhhh that naughty wife. She got what she deserved. lol go one.
i heard a shorter version of this just last week you really filled in a lot of holes in it for me thx woody