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Question by AJ’s Mom: Do you always keep your phone close to you?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf course clubhouse. When a cell
phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands free speaker function and
begins to talk.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 2,500. Can I buy it?”
MAN: “OK, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models. I saw one I really liked – a little coupe.
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$ 68,000″
MAN: “For that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! One more little thing….the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re only asking $ 750,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $ 725,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.” The man hangs up.
The other men are looking at him in astonishment with stark horror on
their faces. Then the man grins and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
Best answer:
Answer by dawn-chorus
No I don’t. I can live without it.
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I do not, but that is a funny story.
yep, i always do in case of an emergency call.
& thanks for the laugh (:
lol
that’s cute.
yes i keep my phone close
HAHAHA!
That sure put a grin on my face!
Thanks!
ROFL that is sooo f’ed up! LOL!
I actually lose my phone for day’s at a time. But then I have like a butt load of email, txt’s and calls…
thats cutee!! haha sucks for the guy who goes home && is broke X] haha
I keep it in my inner pockets, LMAO
Hahaha…that actually made me laugh out loud..which is a bad thing since I’m supposed to be working and 2 coworkers just looked at me like I was crazy!!! LOL
Always in my pocket!
yep…right by me all the time
and that is tooo funny!
For all the wealth, she projects with him in her conversation, she is clueless of what her husband’s voice sounds like. At least, the guy tried to save $ 25,000 on the house and tries to get all the options on the Mercedes.
yes i keep my phone close to me
not bad.