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Question by tyler durden™: Are you nosy and tell?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$ 65,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $ 950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $ 900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”
Best answer:
Answer by The Chair Wizard lll
No i don’t
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not me
haha …cool joke
Oh my gosh!!!!!!That was so funny!!!
nice joke, but dont understand the question. tell?
*Ba dum pishh*
I’ve never been in a men’s locker room, but I’m pretty sure I’d do an awful lot of “nosy” looking — but not a cell phones.
ooooooooo… haha.. i believe this should be in the jokes and riddles section. but i had a good laugh anyway. lol
Have a blessed day!
that was kinda cute
LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL…THAT WAS SOOOOO DAMN FREAKIN FUNNY!!!! here u go a star
Thanks for the laugh!
LOL–yeah I’m nosy, but I’m good @ keeping secrets.