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Question by Jake5282: Any golfers out there lol?
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”
The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”
The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”
“Oh yeah? Who was the guy?”
“Tiger Woods.”
“Tiger Woods, the golfer?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
“What are you doing?” asks the wife.
The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you doing?” she asks.
The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it again.”
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?”
“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole.”
Best answer:
Answer by JACQUELINE T
lol Yay! Good one! Got any football jokes for my hubby or any Nascar jokes for me?
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lmfao! thats funny as hell, im gonna remember that, thanks for the laugh, i needed it bout now…feel free to contact me if youve got anything else like it
wow
lol
good one
ahhaha…..lol
Us females know how to make males tired. LOL. That was funny. Have you got any baseball jokes? Star.
very funny lmso thanx
hehehehehe! i still love this joke no matter how many times I hear it!
Hahahahaha! Lol! That was so funny!
LOL, star, excellent.
Hahahahahahahahahhahaa………………….its really lol!!! gave it a star too as well as 10000/10000 yaar!!!!
Ha ha ha ha I enjoyed that very funny !!!!
that is so f***ing funny man…and yes i am a golfer
LMAO favorite of the day
that woman needs a good smack lol
Hehehehehe!!!!