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Question by mcsinizta: Another joke hope you enjoy?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$ 65,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $ 950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $ 900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

Best answer:

Answer by chantilarry
wow thats a good joke

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11 Responses to Another joke hope you enjoy?

  1. Cubana says:

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!LO!!!!!!!!
    THAT WAS SUPER FUNNY, i need to tell all my friends
    thanks for making me laugh so much
    you definetly got a star from me, enjoy it.
    thanks

  2. Qwerty says:

    Funny joke. Would suck for the other guy though. Good one. You get 10 points!!!

  3. choccy_002 says:

    LOL – that’s definitely worth a star!

  4. flash7455 says:

    ROLLING! Damn, that’s good, did you write that yourself?

  5. Sydney says:

    OMG that is a great one!!!

  6. bowlesmdb says:

    that’s a commercial on tv, it does make a funny joke tho.

  7. bayleigh says:

    omg you totally saved my day!

  8. SR.REPUESTO says:

    Sweet!!!LOL!!

  9. DeBBie™ says:

    LOL! good one! =) poor husband… =p

  10. ashface says:

    hahahaaha
    this is def. the best one i’ve heard all day!
    star4u!

  11. jfmm says:

    LOL. Somebody’s Gonna Catch It
    …. sooner or later; one way or the other! LOL. LOL.

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