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Question by JazzyFreshhhh: A good comeback for this guy i have a crush on!?
Well, i’m talking to this guy i like..
and he happened to say
“your just jealous because i’m a pimp and have mad skills like Tiger Woods!”
i want it to be a good comeback since i like him and all.
Best answer:
Answer by Damocles
“What I said was you are a ‘gimp’ and you drive like Tiger Woods”.
We like a girl who can dish it out.
Frankly, I’m not keen on people using the word “pimp” like it was a good thing. Anybody who does so is either a really bad person you should avoid, or they are seriously naive about what a pimp is. It is unfortunate in today’s culture that “pimp” has become a verb meaning “to look fancy”. Guys think a pimp is having all kinds of sex, however, a pimp’s job is to beat people up. First he beats up the prositute in order to subdue her and get her to start turning tricks (and he then takes most of the money she makes doing so), and then if some John abuses one of his prostitues, he needs to go out and beat up that person to teach them a lesson. If some other pimp starts moving in on his territory, then he has to beat that person up. Being a pimp is not about sex, it’s about violence. So by calling himself a pimp, he’s saying that he beats up people, primarily women.
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tiger woods cant compete with me loveeeee.
Why would I be jealous because im a diva and have mad skills like beyonce?
say
” haha your right, i am jelous. & i already knew your a pimp
haha just tease him dont come off desperate when hes being cocky
say “oh really are you a pimp” or ” well i havent seen any mad skills lately so maybe you should pick it up”
Just comeback with a sandwich.
Someone like him who refers to himself as a “pimp” is a loser and won’t be doing much after high school. He is arrogant and has no sense of depth.
Just stop associating with him. He doesn’t need a comeback, that’s going low.
Grow as a human being and distance yourself from garbage like this guy.
Be the flower reaching for the sun and just stay away from him. You’ll feel like a poison has been syphoned from you. People like him, are not worth your time.
Someone told me you can have a come back using Taylor Swift in this situation.
ME? JEALOUS? BRING IT!!! hahahaha say thatt!! depends on what you are trying to get att!!
“oh, wow” and go on with life.
“Yes mad skills like tiger woods. Like crashing his car”